maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow
*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*
I’m the type of person that never starts a conversation and then wonders why I have no friends
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.
I’m 200% sure if I was rich I would be the happiest person of the world
idc how powerful a piece of armor if its ugly im not gonna wear it